Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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