ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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