I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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