So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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