Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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