And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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