I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
