I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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