sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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