He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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