I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
