If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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