I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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