ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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