She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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