I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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