Porn is love you can see.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
