You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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