the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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