After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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