The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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