i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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