Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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