do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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