YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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