ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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