is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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