"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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