You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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