At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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