yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Dicks are not precious.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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