I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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