So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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