I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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