Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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