I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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