I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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