it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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