When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
