I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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