if you like me you must not know who I am
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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