just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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