Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
