How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
