i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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