Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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