Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
a search helicopter?!
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Randomize
