I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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