guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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