Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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