We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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