He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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