Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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