Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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