Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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