On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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