I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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