Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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