She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize